Intro
Need a design with unapologetic attitude and bold personality? This Professional Asshole Available 24/7 Funny Quote Embroidery Design delivers a humorous statement in a vintage badge-style layout, making it perfect for novelty apparel and gifts that spark conversation.
Designer’s Note
The artwork features the phrase “Professional Asshole Available 24/7” arranged inside a circular emblem with decorative stars and sweeping script typography across the center. The embroidery combines bold satin lettering, structured fill areas, and clean circular borders to maintain strong readability and visual balance. A striking red-and-black color scheme gives the design an energetic, confident, and tongue-in-cheek character.
Sizes
- 3.51" × 3.31" (89.2 × 84.1 mm) — 9,770 stitches
- 4.51" × 4.25" (114.6 × 108.0 mm) — 12,516 stitches
- 5.51" × 5.19" (140.0 × 131.8 mm) — 15,427 stitches
- 6.51" × 6.14" (165.4 × 156.0 mm) — 18,412 stitches
Any size under 3.94″ on both dimensions is compatible with a standard 4×4 embroidery hoop.
Included File Formats
CND, DST, EXP, HUS, JEF, PES, VP3, XXX
Features
- Bold circular badge composition featuring humorous typography and decorative star accents.
- Two-color digitizing sequence minimizes thread changes while preserving strong visual contrast.
- Satin-style lettering and clean border construction enhance readability at multiple sizes.
- Balanced stitch density provides smooth coverage and consistent results on stable fabrics.
Use Cases
- Ideal for novelty T-shirts, hoodies, jackets, and casual apparel.
- Great for embroidered tote bags, workshop gear, and personalized accessories.
- Perfect as a humorous gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor.
Stitching Tips
- Use medium-weight cut-away stabilizer for garments to maintain sharp lettering.
- Black and red polyester embroidery thread will deliver the cleanest contrast and durability.
FAQs
Q: Is the circular badge and text stitched as a single design?
A: Yes, all typography, stars, and circular elements are digitized as one complete emblem.
Q: Will the script lettering remain clear when stitched on clothing?
A: Yes, the lettering is digitized with smooth stitch paths and appropriate density for clean readability.
Q: Can this design be used with most embroidery machines?
A: Yes, the included formats support most major embroidery machines that accept DST, PES, JEF, EXP, HUS, VP3, XXX, or CND files.